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The Edaurdo Jones Mantra
I am the filthy derelict street savage reborn a prophet spitting propaganda to the masses.

I am the thing that goes bump in the night.

I am the morning sun screaming through the horizon

I am the person you don't bring home to mother

I am a transparent death-cicle piercing your nipple

I am the cold dark blackness

I am your worst fears all rolled up into one

I am the trash floating in the gutter

I am the disease plaguing society

I am the last ray of hope

I am wha… Continue

The King and Queen of Scumville.....

Well today I made a very difficult decision. I decided to remove Verbz from my life forever. It's been nearly eleven years since I met the yellow bellied bastard. Over this time I've watched him steadily spiral downwards into the abyss. I have no respect for him. He lacks any single stitch of moral fiber. Purposely impregnating his girlfriend while they are both heroin addicts beyond hope. I always let him get away with so much disrespect towards me over the… Continue

Don't Make Me Take You Out for Pizza

"Life goes on, yes - and a fool and his self-respect are soon parted, perhaps never to be reunited even on Judgment Day." - Kurt Vonnegut

The combination of Benzodiazepines, alcohol, and stress can be a violently lethal one. This is a fact my friend Bern found out the hard way.

To say Bern is anti-social would be an understatement. You see, Bern is your typical introverted artist - a brilliantly talented introverted artist. He is also one of the most passi… Continue